My Perfect woman

I'm really not that hard to please. I have several criteria for my perfect soul mate.

Smarts, Naaaa!
Firstly, I don't need someone who is smart. I have enough intelligence for two people. No IQ test is necessary. Just be able to put together a coherent sentence occasionally.

My top two requirements

#1) An eating disorder.
Nothing turns me on like a good eating disorder! Give me 5'6"x95lbs body, PERFECT! The sexiest thing a woman can do is order a string bean for dinner and eat half! Puking it up later is an added bonus!

#2) Breast implants.
You can easily remedy what genetics cheated you out of! The ultimate is a firm perky chest that defies gravity. I personally think Medicare should pay for this. Tack it up to mental health. Through the nipple, under the muscle is the only way to go & make them at least 300cc's. I'll take a fake rack over real ones any day of the week. They rock!

Jeff